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############### # systemd.tcl # ############### set insults "/home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu" bind pubm - *systemd* systemd:kicksaale proc systemd:kicksaale {nick uhost handle chan text} { set msg [systemd:random] putkick $chan $nick $msg } bind pub - !fuuu_systmd systemd:addinsult proc systemd:addinsult {nick uhost handle chan text} { set fp [open $::insults a] puts $fp "$text" close $fp putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312insulte ajoutée : \0034$nick" } bind pubm - *insult* systemd:get proc systemd:get {nick uhost handle chan text} { putnow "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312[systemd:random]" } proc systemd:random { } { set fp [open $::insults r] set data [read $fp] close $fp set insultsbuff [split $data \n] return [lindex $insultsbuff [rand [llength $insultsbuff]]] } putlog "\003systemd.tcl V0.1"
$ cat /home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu saaaaale fuck systemd sapu systemd jvous ai déjà dit que j'aimais pas apt-get install systemd-must-die Lennart you bastard journald? ils sont où mes logs putaaaain ?? portabiliquoi ? systemd. Unix. pick one. ip route add $(dig +short 0pointer.de) via null0 THIS IS SPARTA! pas de gros mots dans le chan ! https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/4/2/420 "you caused the problem, you need to fix it -Linus" http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/libsystemd-network/sd-dhcp-client.c nanmého http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/timesync/timesyncd.c boycottsystemd.org libmicrohttpd et qrencode-libs? Quoi??? sudo systemd-coredumpctl. Wat? <moid> portability? THIS IS SYSTEMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD <iMil> and this is how portability dies. @jpmens So systemd is getting an NTP client built into it? I want an SSH and a Jabber server in BIND. Il suffit que les hommes de bien ne fassent rien pour que le mal triomphe https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is embracing *all* that I hate about Windows and Mac" https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is a trojan. systemd is a medusa. systemd is Substance D." http://www.codekid.net/grafix/systemd_monster_small.gif