Systemd

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Révision datée du 13 août 2014 à 15:45 par Petrus (discussion | contributions) (ajout d'insultes)
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# systemd.tcl #
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set insults "/home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu"

bind pubm - *systemd* systemd:kicksaale
proc systemd:kicksaale {nick uhost handle chan text} {
  set msg [systemd:random]
  putkick $chan $nick $msg
}

bind pub - !fuuu_systmd systemd:addinsult
proc systemd:addinsult {nick uhost handle chan text} {
    set fp [open $::insults a]
    puts $fp "$text"
    close $fp
    putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312insulte ajoutée : \0034$nick"
}

bind pubm - *insult* systemd:get
proc systemd:get {nick uhost handle chan text} {
  putnow "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312[systemd:random]"
}

proc systemd:random { } {
   set fp [open $::insults r]
   set data [read $fp]
   close $fp
   set insultsbuff [split $data \n]
   return [lindex $insultsbuff [rand [llength $insultsbuff]]]
}

putlog "\003systemd.tcl V0.1"


$ cat /home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu
saaaaale
fuck systemd
sapu systemd
jvous ai déjà dit que j'aimais pas
apt-get install systemd-must-die
Lennart you bastard
journald? ils sont où mes logs putaaaain ??
portabiliquoi ?
systemd. Unix. pick one.
ip route add $(dig +short 0pointer.de) via null0
THIS IS SPARTA!
pas de gros mots dans le chan !
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/4/2/420
"you caused the problem, you need to fix it -Linus"
http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/libsystemd-network/sd-dhcp-client.c
nanmého http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/timesync/timesyncd.c
boycottsystemd.org
libmicrohttpd et qrencode-libs? Quoi???
sudo systemd-coredumpctl. Wat?
<moid> portability? THIS IS SYSTEMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<iMil> and this is how portability dies.
@jpmens So systemd is getting an NTP client built into it? I want an SSH and a Jabber server in BIND.
Il suffit que les hommes de bien ne fassent rien pour que le mal triomphe
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is embracing *all* that I hate about Windows and Mac"
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is a trojan. systemd is a medusa. systemd is Substance D." 
http://www.codekid.net/grafix/systemd_monster_small.gif