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# systemd.tcl #
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set insults "/home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu"

bind pubm - *systemd* systemd:kicksaale
proc systemd:kicksaale {nick uhost handle chan text} {
  set msg [systemd:random]
  putkick $chan $nick $msg
}

bind pub - !fuuu_systmd systemd:addinsult
proc systemd:addinsult {nick uhost handle chan text} {
    set fp [open $::insults a]
    puts $fp "$text"
    close $fp
    putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312insulte ajoutée : \0034$nick"
}

bind pubm - *insult* systemd:get
proc systemd:get {nick uhost handle chan text} {
  putnow "PRIVMSG $chan :\00312[systemd:random]"
}

proc systemd:random { } {
   set fp [open $::insults r]
   set data [read $fp]
   close $fp
   set insultsbuff [split $data \n]
   return [lindex $insultsbuff [rand [llength $insultsbuff]]]
}

putlog "\003systemd.tcl V0.1"


$ cat /home/eggdrop/scripts/systemd_fuuu
saaaaale
fuck systemd
sapu systemd
jvous ai déjà dit que j'aimais pas
apt-get install systemd-must-die
Lennart you bastard
journald? ils sont où mes logs putaaaain ??
portabiliquoi ?
systemd. Unix. pick one.
ip route add $(dig +short 0pointer.de) via null0
THIS IS SPARTA!
pas de gros mots dans le chan !
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/4/2/420
"you caused the problem, you need to fix it -Linus"
http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/libsystemd-network/sd-dhcp-client.c
nanmého http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/tree/src/timesync/timesyncd.c
boycottsystemd.org
libmicrohttpd et qrencode-libs? Quoi???
sudo systemd-coredumpctl. Wat?
<moid> portability? THIS IS SYSTEMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<iMil> and this is how portability dies.
@jpmens So systemd is getting an NTP client built into it? I want an SSH and a Jabber server in BIND.
Il suffit que les hommes de bien ne fassent rien pour que le mal triomphe
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is embracing *all* that I hate about Windows and Mac"
https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/8/12/459 "systemd is a trojan. systemd is a medusa. systemd is Substance D." 
http://www.codekid.net/grafix/systemd_monster_small.gif   
THE END IS NEAR : http://lists.freedesktop.org/archives/systemd-devel/2014-August/022295.html
"systemd-resolved is now a pretty complete caching DNS and LLMNR stub resolver" (systemd216)
"when the RTC is configured to the local time (rather than UTC) systemd will never synchronize back to it, as this might confuse Windows at a later boot." PUUUUTE
"journald will no longer forward all local data to another running syslog daemon" (systemd216)
@karinjiri "With #systemd it seems like there should be a "Ha Ha, just kidding!" punch line any moment. But sadly, they're serious.. #nope #FreeBSD"
<geb> pendant qu'il y a des mecs qui essaient de faire des micro noyaux, d'autres essaient de passer de noyau monolithiques kernel land vers l'userland
@SwiftOnSecurity "Mommy, what's Linux?" "That's what systemd used to be called, Becky."
http://debianfork.org
Systemd ? Des singes avec des ordinateurs écriraient un bien meilleur init...
systemd came from behind the couch 24 months ago and suddenly its the best invention since sliced bread...
libsystemd-networkd: introduce sd-pppoe library: http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/commit/?id=cda391c3f9c85578f4a4fe81d4aeb785a785000a
https://narf-archive.com/pix/8ba58268c7b87163b07304743abcbd7869a79ec5.jpeg "Systemd, because we can"
http://seclists.org/oss-sec/2014/q4/592 systemd-resolved DNS cache poisoning
un firewall dans mon init, parce que je le vaut bien. http://cgit.freedesktop.org/systemd/systemd/commit/?id=76917807eb50ccde58901e8bec7ed3d408d1cc22 
@sanityinc "I'll be honest: since Debian switched to systemd, I no longer have the slightest idea how my servers even work."
<moid> systemd est la petite mort de ton init qui conduit à l'anéantissement de ta distro. #sachezle
<gaston> en fait systemd c'est comme tout les operateurs adsl, tant que t'as pas besoin d'interagir avec, tout va bien
http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/124823725833/systemd-evolving
<gaston> c'est turing-complet systemd <Natacha> tourette-complet tu veux dire ?
<moid> ``systemd, et tout ce que redhat a fait de meilleur...''
<moid> systemd-cat: concatenate files while corrupting their contents
<moid> de toute façon, le carbu est remplacé par systemd, de nos jours.
<moid> systemd of a dawn.
<gaston> je SAVAIS que ca serait un enfer utf. au moins autant que systemd
<gaston> putain quel enfer systemd.
Failed to start reboot.target: Transaction is destructive.
https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=776171 systemd fails to reboot
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